I decided to write a little blog about my neighbors and why they annoy the shit out of me....
10. they like to take turns airing out there drama in the middle of the street when i am trying to go some where. They stand in the middle of the street screaming at the top of there lungs things like .... you cheated on me you piece of shit bastard...i will cut you bitch and blah blah blah.. I dont live in the ghetto but the ghetto is slowly moving in.
9. They like to push there garbage cans full of shit waaaaay out into the street...UMMM if we all do that instead of leaving it at the end of our drive ways then there wont be a road to drive down you turds...
8. a few of my neighbors decided it would be fun to get pit bull and let them roam around the neighbor hood. Ok i have little kids... and they play out side...if one of my kids get eaten my your dogs i will freaken shoot it then u...
7.There are tons of young teen age boys that live at the end of the road and they like to go 90 mph down the road... ummm this isnt a drag strip
6.They stare all the fucking time...When i smile or wave don't look at me like i am an part of c.p.s.
5.If you are having a badass party in my back yard YOU BETTER IN INVITE ME...or i am inviting the police.. ;)
4.My Asian next door neighbor is always talking in her little language and giving me shitty looks... shut up bitch its not like im asking u to paint my nails.
3.when i walk to the mailbox at the end of my drive way that doesnt mean u need to shout HEY BABY!! YOUR ASS BE LOOKING FINE... wtf??? Do i know you??
2.we dont all need to know when someone is "crunk"
1. I hate that i cant go into my back yard with out all the neighbor hood kids coming over for free babysitting.... watch your own damn kids dont send them to my house.
I feel a little better....
10. they like to take turns airing out there drama in the middle of the street when i am trying to go some where. They stand in the middle of the street screaming at the top of there lungs things like .... you cheated on me you piece of shit bastard...i will cut you bitch and blah blah blah.. I dont live in the ghetto but the ghetto is slowly moving in.
9. They like to push there garbage cans full of shit waaaaay out into the street...UMMM if we all do that instead of leaving it at the end of our drive ways then there wont be a road to drive down you turds...
8. a few of my neighbors decided it would be fun to get pit bull and let them roam around the neighbor hood. Ok i have little kids... and they play out side...if one of my kids get eaten my your dogs i will freaken shoot it then u...
7.There are tons of young teen age boys that live at the end of the road and they like to go 90 mph down the road... ummm this isnt a drag strip
6.They stare all the fucking time...When i smile or wave don't look at me like i am an part of c.p.s.
5.If you are having a badass party in my back yard YOU BETTER IN INVITE ME...or i am inviting the police.. ;)
4.My Asian next door neighbor is always talking in her little language and giving me shitty looks... shut up bitch its not like im asking u to paint my nails.
3.when i walk to the mailbox at the end of my drive way that doesnt mean u need to shout HEY BABY!! YOUR ASS BE LOOKING FINE... wtf??? Do i know you??
2.we dont all need to know when someone is "crunk"
1. I hate that i cant go into my back yard with out all the neighbor hood kids coming over for free babysitting.... watch your own damn kids dont send them to my house.
I feel a little better....
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